Fusion
Look! Over there… To the right… Yep, it’s an ad. Not just any ad though. It’s a new kind of ad. It is scientifically designed, through deep mind perception research and advanced polymers, to advertise only things that you will be interested in. In fact, due to a patent pending secret technology, your wallet will magically vibrate as a signal to buy everything you see there. Because, when you buy stuff, it makes you happy. It makes your neighbor happy. In fact, it makes America happy.
(Seriously, I do love and buy stuff from Fusion Ads. I feature them on my personal site. I think many of the products featured will be of interest to you as well. Enjoy.)
